Tricks, The Hulk, and Racists

- J. Scott Homan tricked me into stepping in dog shit.

- Another time, he told me that if I was in a Hollywood movie, I would be in the make up chair longer than it took Lou Ferrigno to become the Hulk.

- In Springfield, Missouri, we were riding in the van to radio in the morning with the club owner and his racist wife. There is a black guy running down the street and the racist wife said, "Runnin' from somethin'." Homan then said, "No ma'am, I believe

he's tryin' to catch the bus." And the guy was trying to catch the bus. Needless to say, we were banned from the club for destroying the hotel room.

- I can't really tell the other stories.

-Brett